My favorite quote from this book.
- attractive person: hi
- me: is this some kind of sick joke
it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair
We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
When my friend says something very dirty and doesn’t realize it for a few seconds.
I live in Portland Oregon and am selling my horse
ill take the one in the red
my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house