// glow //
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
I know you want it…
ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me
And they say romance is dead